It’s a burning question: Where does the time go?
Coda
Greg Bean
     When kids are little, they figure their parents know everything. Most parents say that stage usually lasts until a couple of years before puberty, when kids decide their parents know absolutely nothing.
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Mom’s gonna be crabby until the house is sold
Are We There Yet?
Lori Clinch
     You know the trouble with some women? They are too clean. I once had a friend with a clean house and I didn’t like her. Hanging out with her was like experiencing a fat day and chumming with Pamela Anderson.
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